nipplesandpizza:

✞share my body and my mind with you✞
busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college
hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh
abracadaverss:

trees | via Tumblr on We Heart It.
COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL toasterstrudel: Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel Marry them and start a family Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning Make them strudel with no icing They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing Take all six packets for yourself Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster (via bbomb)

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

(via bbomb)

tylerssjoseph: dont let tumblr make you think school isnt important its okay to be rude to your parents its normal to hate everyone self harm and suicide are romantic or great being rude is cute officialcrow isn’t growing stronger and coming after you being a female who hits or yells at your boyfriend is woman empowerment depression and other mental illnesses are beautiful grades arent important education isnt important college isnt important smoking is cool drugs are cool (via morgaritooo)

tylerssjoseph:

dont let tumblr make you think

  • school isnt important
  • its okay to be rude to your parents
  • its normal to hate everyone
  • self harm and suicide are romantic or great
  • being rude is cute
  • officialcrow isn’t growing stronger and coming after you
  • being a female who hits or yells at your boyfriend is woman empowerment
  • depression and other mental illnesses are beautiful
  • grades arent important
  • education isnt important
  • college isnt important
  • smoking is cool
  • drugs are cool

(via morgaritooo)